Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Yanni's "Winter" and unnamed Gladys Knight CD

This is a reconstruction of a scenario that happened between a customer and myself. Please excuse its fragmentary nature:

"Hi, did you find everything alright?"
-Yes [hands me Yanni and Gladys Knight CD's]

"Well, just so you know, we have a discount card where you can save 10% on all your purchases and 20% on your first purchase"
-[no response]

"That'll be $21.60"
-[looks at $5 dollar bill] They keep changing the color of my money.

"Haha, yeah, they do that."
-The people at work are [garble garble]...high tech. Problem is I'm a little bit higher than them.

[Nerviously]"Oh yeah?"
-[Silence]

"Here ya go." [hands bag of CD's to customer along with change]
-Top Gun!

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